DILF COMBAT Anzac Day Eve

Throw out your designer camouflage pants, those novelty dog tags and that neat green netting shirt. You'll need new ones – from an army surplus supplier please – some real grit between your teeth and real boot polish on your face. This is no time to gaggle about men – it's combat, it's DILF, and we're not talking no thrown together last minute campaign here. We're enlisting your ass, front and centre, on the dancefloor.

After the feat that was DILF Mardi Gras, it's time to welcome the colder months tougher than ever but still with a sizzling, beating heart. Nothing's more fun than dressing up in uniform, then letting it all go – replacing your camouflage with sweat, seduction and a look that says 'Salute me, soldier'.

Rest assured that our new favourite club the Imperial Underground will be transformed into a military headquarters on a shock and awe scale. Think camouflage netting, checkpoints, combat boots and sweeping searchlights, punctuated by the pulse of headline DJ, dark, percussive, tribal rhythms, stabbing you with the force of the undergrounds sound system. This is one campaign you won't want to miss!

So round up the troops, dust off those boots, ditch the skanky singlets and prepare for combat. This Anzac Day, you'll be fighting the dancefloor while feeling the love at the same time – only at DILF.