Teardrops on My Dildo - Vanessa Larry Mitchell

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.

'Refreshly honest. Sassy & Confident' - Mandy Nolan

Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022.

★★★★1/2 "This is the type of fringe show that deserves the spotlight. I hope she wins all the weekly awards for being awesome.” - Kids in Adelaide

★★★★ "You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more confident and direct on a comedy mic than anyone I have seen" - The Scotsman

★★★★ "You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist, and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side-splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one-woman show feels like" - Mindshare